It's going to space....and back!

So no matter how hard I try, I can't quite get my sweet mom to grasp the concept of Voice Mail. Like many Americans I have surrendered my phone to Cellular technology. Gone are the days of coming home to hear the last words of a message being left on my digital answering machine. My mother just hasn't gotten to that point yet. For example just today I got a message saying,"Koe, Koelyn? Sarah Palin is on Oprah. That's channel 3. Turn it there now and record it ok. Just thought you would like to know that. I sure hope you can hear me. Ok love ya. Bye-bye."
God love her, she is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's the only delusional woman I have room in my life for. So unless mom suddenly says, "Koe, I'm Dunzo with you!" I'm afraid I will not ever be watching any of Sarah Palin's TV appearances.